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جمعه 25 اسفند 1391 :: نویسنده : amin solgi

جوینده یابنده است!!!


رضا رو به مادرش کرد و گفت: مامان این درسته که می گویند: جوینده یابنده است؟مادرش با لبخند گفت:بله پسرم.

 

رضا با لبخند گفت: پس چرا دیروز من و خواهرم هر چه گشتیم شیرینی هایی که شما کنار گذاشته بودید پیدا نکردیم!!

 

 

دعوا بر سر پول

مدیر: علی! چرا دیر به مدرسه آمدی؟ علی: دو نفر سر پولی که گم شده بود دعوا می کردند و ایستادم به تماشای آنها.

 

مدیر: دعوای آنها به تو چه ربطی داشت؟

 

علی: آقا اجازه، آخه پول زیر پای من بود!!!

 

 

فیل

 

معلم:حسن آقا بگو ببینم فیل کجا پیدا می شه؟ حسن: آقا، فیل آن قدر بزرگه که هیچ وقت گم نمی شه!!!

 

 

 

 

جای کی؟ش

برادر: دلت می خواست جای چه کسی بودی؟ خواهر: جای تو. برادر: برای چه؟

خواهر: برای اینکه خواهر نازنینی مثل خودم داشته باشم!!!

 

 

 

ماهی گیری با اسکناس

اولی: جایت خالی، دیروز رفته بودم ساحل دریا تا ماهی بگیرم. دومی: خب گرفتی؟ اولی: بله که گرفتم، دو تا ماهی گنده گرفتم. دومی: با تور یا قلاب؟ اولی: با هیچکدام، با اسکناس!!





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